“Duncan Lawrence?
Sounds like a surgeon!”

My parents hoped I’d be a doctor.
I have the perfect handwriting…

They've accepted I became something else.
They've accepted not understanding it.

I usually do things the long way.
I usually do them properly.

I always eat too much.
I always leave a clean plate.

Mess makes me feel uncomfortable.
Mess is my least favorite thing.

My dog made me feel happy.
My dog was my most favorite thing.

I gave him a $90 steak once.
He almost choked on it.

I gave him a birthday cake every year.
He almost choked on it once.

My dog would shed fur everywhere.
It made an awful mess.

I miss my dog…